Parliament: Cat and Mouse showbiz

Finally, ODM has sought control of Parliament through its Emuhaya MP, Kenneth Marende. This guy from the Maseno slope whom ODM will use to challenge Emilio's re-'erection' must be versatile to make Karua lose sense.

Budalangi seems to be nurturing artists of all nature. For instance, its MP Ababu Namwamba. What's the difference between him and his predecessor Raphael Wanjala? Every DNA test reveals a replica of sought. Perhaps, a flu from Bumula's Bifwoli caught up with this A'babu' in the parliamentary chambers. Remember Bifwoli's mourning song on former Vice-President Moody Awori? Just think how Ababu will sound. Running all over parliament's building mourning an 'injustice' by the Vice-President, Kalonzo Musyoka. Anyway, Ababu's hair cut befits such occasions.

Ababu is a scholar bewildered and marvelled to be at the core of organic political and opposition power. The team work exhibited in the swearing in of the tenth parliament is akin to winning a presidential election. This team almost brought the house to a standstill.

The lonely Bumula MP, Bifwoli Wakoli had everything going his way in the 9th Parliament. He only has Wetangula to wipe his tearful eyes. Wetangula, the newly appointed Foreign Minister and a member of the just constituted Peace team has will be receiving a container at the ports full of hankerchief when need be.

I understand the guy who constructs a 6km road stretch in 10 years has made it to the 10th parliament. Rumours has it that he religiously donated Kshs. 100 million for Kibaki Tena. Good for him, Uncle Michuki is now the new Roads Minister. Business can never be any better.

As much as we have learned friends in the 10th Parliament, we also voted in MP's only capable of conversing in vernacular. When an MP pronounces 'Chair' as 'sheas' , we get concerned. However, names are withheld for the purpose of allowing a successful dialogue in our current situation.

The mystery of this parliament is whether it'll ever last five years. With Marende being at the epitom of parliament, not even the president will overrule his judgment. He was recently quoted in BBC Online agreeing to the fact that ODM had every constitutional right to challenge Kibaki's re-election.

Kenyans be cautious. ODM will put every business to a halt in parliament.